tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post113512974448844787..comments2023-11-03T09:22:00.224-04:00Comments on the pointy universe: "What I Really Want for Christmas" by WMDKJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10816760337027692727noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135693543263719802005-12-27T09:25:00.000-05:002005-12-27T09:25:00.000-05:00KJ, thank you for the toned down female translatio...KJ, thank you for the toned down female translation. The guy version is different, "a couple of socks full of vomit". (yes, we can always one-up when it comes to being tasteless). the preference was a gander back then not current, although you never know. Julie Andrews (yes Mary Poppins) dropped the top in a movie later in life and was quite impressive. (there's a google search for you)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135300772663912512005-12-22T20:19:00.000-05:002005-12-22T20:19:00.000-05:00WMD-Dawn Wells boobies - present tense -- likely l...WMD-Dawn Wells boobies - present tense -- likely look like tube socks full of sand. I wish you godspeed in the other wishes/endeavors, however.KJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10816760337027692727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135296613543016922005-12-22T19:10:00.000-05:002005-12-22T19:10:00.000-05:00Many would not know that Liopnel was the catapult ...Many would not know that Liopnel was the catapult to the resurrection of Kenny's career. "Lady" and "Through the Years" were huge Kenny success stories written by none other than Lionel. I know this because I was subjected to a grueling 24 hour marathon torture session of Kenny's Greatest Hits while traveling from 413 to FLA via a makeshift Winnebago in my tween years-before a good lithium battery (or tablet) and found myself reading the liner notes to discover this fascinating fact.<BR/><BR/>I will TiVo it right now,...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135272572079044492005-12-22T12:29:00.000-05:002005-12-22T12:29:00.000-05:00SAC - Be sure to check out "Cross Roads" on the CM...SAC - Be sure to check out "Cross Roads" on the CMT channel Sat., Dec. 24 1:30 PM ET when Lionel Richie AND Kenny Rogers perform their greatest hits together - including Commodores favs. WMD and I happened upon it one night during some marathon channel surfing (WMD is the champ) and thought you would love this. http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/cmt_crossroads/series.jhtmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135268019207544722005-12-22T11:13:00.000-05:002005-12-22T11:13:00.000-05:00Is that a silk shirt on LP's fiance?Santa, I would...Is that a silk shirt on LP's fiance?<BR/><BR/>Santa, I would like the following:<BR/><BR/>1. More time with my friends.<BR/><BR/>2. Free, unlimited babysitting from a non family member who won't look down on us for over enjoying our evening without our beloved boys.<BR/><BR/>3. I will echo my Auntie, but go one step further. I would like to see Katie Couric publicly humiliated by getting fired on national tv and being replaced with Diane Sawyer.<BR/><BR/>4. A toilet seat alarm that goes off when the House of Balls do not put the seat down or flush.<BR/><BR/>5. Romper Stompers from Romper Room.<BR/><BR/>6. Hippety Horses for all my friends and then a party to use them at.(I may have just come up with an idea for a housewarming party).<BR/><BR/>7. The Clapper. <BR/><BR/>8. A trip to somewhere warm to enjoy some uninterupted time with the Cyr boys and SAC!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135210791007905652005-12-21T19:19:00.000-05:002005-12-21T19:19:00.000-05:00Interesting perspective WMD, just the other day, m...Interesting perspective WMD, just the other day, my friend Dave and I were talking about a reconciliation tour. Specifics to be worked out at a later date but Fahoo Forays did not make the playlist....I love Dave-the guy has great pot.<BR/><BR/>My wish list:<BR/>1. A Commodores Reunion complete with Lionel Ritchie, sequined jumpsuits, and corporate sponsorship from a serious Malt Liquor like Colt 45.<BR/>2. Tom Cruise to just make movies and shut the fuck up about anything and everything else. (This is probably applicable to 3/4 of Hollywood)<BR/>3. A freezer on the top fridge-It is far more difficult to train a toddler to fetch beers when you have a freezer on the bottom fridge. Anybody considering children should remember these words of wisdom and buy a freezer on top fridge.<BR/>4. Schlitz World to become a reality. An amusement park where public intoxication and the stupid things we do is welcomed and legal. <BR/>5. Drive cross country with Hunter S. Thompson. RIP 2005 :-(<BR/>6. The Complete DVD Anthology of Sanford and Son and Good Times.<BR/>7. People to say "Merry Christmas" not "Happy Holiday/Kwanzaa/Hanukah/etc." If you don't like Christmas or get offended by its existence then do me a favor and WORK it so the rest of us can buy the inevitable ONE item forgotton on the grocery list.<BR/>8. Spend a day with Vince Vaughn<BR/>9. Kiss Love Gun album in vinyl with the original paper "Love Gun" that was included in the jacket. <BR/>10. An original Atari 2600 with cartridges, not the "preload" crap box you can by at BJ's for $30.00.<BR/><BR/>MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135196629594807802005-12-21T15:23:00.000-05:002005-12-21T15:23:00.000-05:00KJ: As much as WMD's happiness means to me, I ref...KJ: As much as WMD's happiness means to me, I refuse to call him "sir". I also refuse to wear the Alf suit (I know there's a short joke brewing out there somewhere). <BR/><BR/>WMD: MaryAnn was not available for fulfillment of your "clinical" need/wish, but we're talking to Rosie O'Donnell's people and think we can get her to expose a "boobie" in exchange for a large meatball sub.<BR/><BR/>Santa: Here is my wishlist...<BR/><BR/>1) To be a tambourine player on tour with U2<BR/><BR/>2) To go back in time and see the Beatles play live in Liverpool before they were discovered. <BR/><BR/>3) That Melissa and Chuck would decide to move far away and leave the house in Nantucket to all of us.<BR/><BR/>4) That all emails were personal in nature.<BR/><BR/>5) The Barbie Dream House I asked for like a hundred times.<BR/><BR/>Merry Christmas!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135191248288489052005-12-21T13:54:00.000-05:002005-12-21T13:54:00.000-05:00Also, I propose we give WMD his props at Nic's & L...Also, I propose we give WMD his props at Nic's & LP's b-day celebration next Monday. He should be addressed -- loudly and often --as "sir" (and not in the Marcie to Pepperming Patty way)KJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10816760337027692727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135191166596089142005-12-21T13:52:00.000-05:002005-12-21T13:52:00.000-05:00I want to know where Lou and Nancy, our retired ne...I want to know where Lou and Nancy, our retired neighbors, GO every single night. They leave their driveway every evening at 5:30 p.m. and return promptly at 7:30. I'm thisclose to following them. Are they getting bombed at the 99? Noshing at 53 South? At the all-you-can-eat China Buffet?KJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10816760337027692727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135178417418276812005-12-21T10:20:00.000-05:002005-12-21T10:20:00.000-05:00Here's a few things I would like:1)A bouncehouse /...Here's a few things I would like:<BR/><BR/>1)A bouncehouse / moonwalk for Nantucket this year.<BR/><BR/>2)Telemundo in English.<BR/><BR/>3)To have my name legally changed to Uncle FunBags Beaudin (this year.) <BR/><BR/>4)Streaming video on the Pointy Universe.<BR/><BR/>5)Lawn darts / Jarts to make a comeback.BAGShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16414136866302559826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13721121.post-1135173635668245872005-12-21T09:00:00.000-05:002005-12-21T09:00:00.000-05:00Here's a few things I would like:1. An Easy Bake O...Here's a few things I would like:<BR/><BR/>1. An Easy Bake Oven. This was at the top of my list a couple of years in a row and Santa never delivered. Instead, one year, I got a plastic bowling set which we set up in our basement. Not quite the same. <BR/><BR/>2. For Ann Curry to replace Katie Couric as Matt's sidekick on the Today show. Katie's too perky and just plain insincere.<BR/><BR/>3. For just one week....to not hear any Celine Dion jokes when meeting strangers. i.e. "Oh, your name is Celine? Just like Celine Dion, huh?...Can you sing?" blah...blah...blah....<BR/><BR/>4. And last but not least, for Patch to get the thrill of his life...to chase and actually CATCH a squirrel someday. Of course, he wouldn't harm the squirrel, just bat it around a bit and send it on its way. That would be nice.<BR/><BR/>Happy Festivus to all!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com