Paulie Shorn

(photo: "I eat waffles with my bare hands.")

Boulos has traded his trademark Brit Pop hairdo for a neater, more clean-cut style, one never seen on his delightfully round head. It pained me to have those wavy rock star locks chopped but they were becoming super-high maintenance and we're already suffering a massive deficit of downtime. From maple syrup residue above his ears to sweaty, salty curls plastered to his forehead, we were up to two, sometimes three shampoos a day -- which was no fun for anyone, trust me. But it's all worked out just fine. Post haircut, our Crap Master P still has a bloody brilliant head of hair. He still smells like maple syrup too, new hairdo notwithstanding.

(photo: "Brit Pop's" forehead gets sticky under his lush bangs during hot and humid August days)