Something's Rotten in the State of Colorado

I'll steal a quote from Michael Stipe too: "There's something strange going on tonight. There's something going on that's not quite right."

This absolute weasle of a man, sporting the high-pocket style popularized by Ed Grimley, has apparently "confessed" to murdering JonBenet Ramsey. I don't believe it. I haven't believed it since the news first broke late yesterday afternoon. My instincts as a legal news whore -slash -wee conspiracy theorist have precluded my jumping on the "CASE SOLVED" bandwagon just yet. John Karr strikes me as a uniquely disturbed guy engaged in a "Fantasy pedophile" league who seems freaky enough to confess to a crime he did not commit simply to gain international notoriety as a pervert. Dan Abrams was back on MSNBC for a Special Report on the case this evening and was equally as skeptical of this icky little man's story.

So, until there is a DNA match...