25 July 2005

Living La Vida Arab


As if shot from a cannon, Ricky Martin popped up in Amman, Jordan today, pledging to wage war on Arab stereotypes. "I will defend you and try to get rid of any stereotypes. I have been a victim of stereotypes," he told Arab teenagers attending a youth conference. Arabs worldwide, who have long struggled with the "gay-vague Latino pop star" stigma must be resting easier tonight in their kaffiyehs.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Living La Vida Joka!..
SB, you insensitive bastard! you simply boil him down to "menudo"?...

He has spent his whole life growing a fan-base to not sleep with. this poor guy had to go from being in a pop band, turning away much latin-ass to being on his own turning away much american and latin-ass. And now his charity has forced him to take up a new cause "recruiting arab-ass to turn away". surely this will eventually prove too difficult to keep up. where will it end? The Irish?.. "Choo do no hav to seet here wit steerio type and hav peepol tell choo, choo drink too mush! Buy my albooms, look at my ash... but no tooch. Hoochie-coochie!"
... poor guy

Anonymous said...

He just needs to stick a fork in his bon bon. It's done.

Anonymous said...

Wow...WMD has posted quite a rant on Ricky Martin's ability to lure in "latin ass" only to flick it away faster than Mango rejected Christopher Watkin on SNL. Methinks this stemmed from a previous WMD verbal rant this week on how "hot" every person on Telemundo is.

Anonymous said...

The ladies of Telemundo are not "hot" as you say, they are CALIENTE!!!! Having watched over 800 hours of said channel, I know of what I speak. The boys already know this. Ladies, you need only check 5 minutes of the MTV like dance show named "Caliente" or see Elise on "Lente Loco" (telemundo's answer to candid camera) and I defy you to disagree. I'm sure you will not be dissapointed as the men on this channel even make this balding, doughy in the middle adonis look second rate in comparison.

Anonymous said...

Ah, mi Adonis calvo [swoon].