26 July 2005

Ramirez: Crapping in Our Ears...Again


(photo: "Bumrushed by the Elderly." Manny Ramirez cites "privacy concerns off the field" as reason for wanting to be traded.)

Meow, Meow, Meow. For the third time in four years, Manny Ramirez has expressed a desire to be traded from the Red Sox. In the Aug. 1 issue of Sports Illustrated, Tom Verducci will report that Ramirez reportedly told Red Sox officials he is unhappy in Boston, particularly because he feels he has no privacy in his life off the field. Hmm..letting the Boston Globe into your private home to photograph your son's bedroom seems like an odd way to express these concerns, but whatever Manny. Let him go, Theo. He's a phenomenal hitter with no soul. Pedro Martinez was a phenomenal pitcher with no soul. The whining is so not worth it. Hopefully these soulless ear crappers will eventually shit it on their own.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't they put him on waiver a year or two ago and no one picked it up? Maybe because he's earning 20 million!!! Give me a break.

Anonymous said...

soulless ear crappers....Not something you hear everyday.

KJ said...

SB-He IS impressive, just soulless. I'd like your views on the photo, please.

KJ said...

JAL: I'd pay 20 million for toffee saltine crunch.

KJ said...

The elderly lady. That photo killed me when I spotted it on Google images. I'm so down on Manny, particularly after he refused to play on his "day off" after Nixon was injured. He's a self-serving lard ass who has no concept of the word team.

Anonymous said...

It looks like Many is about to swing dance with Jon Favreau's grandmother.

NOTE: Grandma Favreau was the winning elderly woman in the "MIKEY'S the big winner" casino scene from Swingers...)

KJ said...

Oh, if she's not Jon Favreau's granny, she's definitely someone's. More on that "offline"

Anonymous said...

SB, if you're talking about Este G. don't forget "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!"

Anonymous said...

WMD has just taken over SB's spot as "Kid Who Knows Every Bad Movie Trivia"

Anonymous said...

1) I'm no king, I'm sure SB is better
2) what are you talking about "bad" movies??... Stallone was in it, it had to be a blockbuster.