02 October 2006

Monday Quizzilla

1) Measured in minutes, how much exercise do you get each day?
I try to get out for a 45-minute walk every night. I used to walk back into the sprawling neighborhoods behind mine, through an active adult community and then back again. That is, until some fear-mongering senior citizen informed me that there was a coyote den in the woods back there and that I should "take heed" when walking at night. She may as well have told me there was a serial rapist on the loose. So now, I stay closer to home and walk "the loop" around my neighborhood five times. There have been rumors of sidewalks coming to the main roads so I may be able to venture off this hamster wheel in due time.

2) Name one chore you really don’t mind doing?
Weeding the garden.

3) If someone made a statue of you, in what pose would you want it to be?
I believe LPD has the photo. It is of me, Peete and P.G. We're running along the water's edge in Cancun at night. We are in the moonlight, little pointy silhouettes with flailing limbs. I don't know if was pure joy or manic intoxication, but in that moment, we captured the perfect pose of "happy and free." I'd love to have that immortalized in sculpture.

4) Add up your phone number and area code, what is the sum?
65

5) If you were a celebrity, what would you do as a publicity stunt?
Fake my own death, disappear for a year and then show up at a movie premiere.

2 comments:

SB said...

1) Measured in minutes, how much exercise do you get each day? If I average it out over a week’s time, I’m probably getting 15 minutes a day. Thanks for scaring me into running tonight, KJ.

2) Name one chore you really don’t mind doing? Mowing the lawn. And no, this is not an invitation to mow yours, Jackson.

3) If someone made a statue of you, in what pose would you want it to be?
This is a toss–up. 1) My senior portrait where I’m leaning against an iron rod fence with one hand in my pocket. I think I’d like this just to see a mullet of stone. 2) The pose where I’m the kid in the Pepperidge Farm commercial leaning against the store counter with hands clasped, asking for some turkey. “I’d like some turkey please!”.

4) Add your phone number and area code, what is the sum?
39

5) If you were a celebrity, what would you do as a publicity stunt? I’d go out with one of those Paris Hilton stunt doubles, and act like I thought it was the real Paris Hilton.

EPB said...

1. I average about 45 - 60 minutes a day. But you would never know it by looking. Must be doing something wrong....LOL!
2. Doing laundry. Especially at a Laundromat when I had to use one. Loved people watching there.
3. A statue of me in perfect form skiing through the bumps, cause I usually look as though my health is in peril.
4. 40
5. I would pull a George Michael and smoke some weed, drink some beers, and then get in my car and pass out behind the wheel but I would make sure I was in a parking lot of a fancy night club and not out on the road so that I wouldn't put the public in danger.... I'm no Mel Gibson.