Bags said: Celine and I were having a good laugh the other night at one of the truly lighter moments of being new parents. Jack's been a little bound up with all of this iron rich Similac formula that he's been downing (like he's on a bender.) Needing a little help with his problem, Auntie asked me to stop off at Brooks Pharmacy to find a solution.
So here I am coming down the aisle with a large bottle of suppositories, latex gloves, two large tubes of Vaseline, two aerosol cans of bathroom spray, and a box of hypo-allergenic wipes. Getting to the counter the old biddy behind the cash register gave me a bewildered look, to which I responded, "You should see the night that me and my wife have on tap."
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We've officially hit middle age.
F*ER...what's up with the ads on the pointy?
Sounds like more fun than a barrel of depilatories!
Bags-
I'll give you $20 if you make the same run next week but add a ski mask and disposable camera...
And don't forget the duct tape! I'll give you $20 more if you do it in leggings.
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