06 September 2006
Cruise's Pee Wee Herman Apology
Tom Cruise issued a "heartfelt" apology to Brooke Shields for publicly ripping her for taking anti-depressants for post-partum depression last year. He immediately issued a statement via his publicist to say that while he is sorry for bringing Brooke into the fray, he's still adamant that vitamins and exercise are the only ethical treatments for depression. Heartfelt? It sounds more like a Pee Wee Herman apology to me. "I'm sorry. I'm NOT sorry." Maybe jumping jacks and Flintstones are cures on the planet on which he was born but it's not quite as simple for most women born on earth.