08 January 2007

Random Quizzilla

1) Which celebrity (or celebrities) do you think will make headlines this year?
I think we’re overdue for a fiery wreck involving a ubiquitous celebrity or celebutard. I wouldn't mind seeing Brad & Angie veer off a mountainous ridge (sans children). It'll probably end up being Paris Hilton, though -- a private jet crash, perhaps.

2) Name a song that makes you chair dance.
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing" by Scissor Sisters. Makes me want to don a leotard and leather peds too.

3) Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Yes, but not a whole one.

4) What is your favorite font?
Estrangelo Edessa (identical to the plebian Arial font, but sounds much more fabulous)

5) If you were to write a do-it-yourself article, what would it be about?
Either "How to Get a Diaper on a Naked, Running Toddler" or "Snack Plates for Dummies."


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) Celebrity Headlines: I hear the Osmonds are making a comeback...

2) Name a song that makes you chair dance: "Starry Eyed Surprise"

3) Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Not that I can remember.

4) What is your favorite font?
Gill Sans

5) If you were to write a do-it-yourself article, what would it be about? "The Label Maker: A Girl's Best Friend for Closet Organization." Or, "How to set a table."

Anonymous said...

1. I think Justin Timberlake is due for some bad press. Maybe his Alpha Dog debacle will prove fruitful. I heard a head of cabbage could out-act the guy. Can't blame a girl for liking the scenery, though.

2. I'm still reeling from the fact that I had my iPod on shuffle during a long run on Saturday when, on a very crucial hill, I was thrown a Raffi tune. I nearly dislocated my shoulder trying to skip it. But now I have frickin' Baby Baluga in my head. Goddamn Raffi.

3. No, but Ellie's eaten enough for our whole family. We should have named her Burnt Sienna.

4. Wingdings, for sure. Who the hell came up with that?

5. Since KJ is writing the diaper one, I'll have to go with "How to Pop Your Toddler's Elbow Back Into It's Socket in Three Easy Steps". Yes, that was my fun Saturday surprise.

Anonymous said...

1. Celebrity Headline for 2007:
Britney Spears enters rehab and learns how to wear underwear. She becomes a counselor for young stars and takes Lindsay Lohan under her wing.

2. The song that makes me chair dance:
Fergalicious and I am not ashamed to say it! (even though I should be).

3. Can't remember the last crayon I ate - but can testify to the fact that Play Dough tastes really salty.

4. Favorite Font: Comic Sans

5. My do it yourself article would be: Learn how to not bite your husband's head off when he calls you at work at 9 a.m. and asks "What's for dinner?"

Anonymous said...

1. The Eating Disorder Trifecta: Nicole Ritchie, Kate Bosworth, Angelina Jolie; all die from complications of anorexia.
2. Smack That by Akon.
3. Nope.
4. ELEPHANT.
5. How to check out porn at work and not get fired.

Anonymous said...

1. Paris Hilton dies in a Hilton Hotel Room after making sex tape with ...

2. London Bridge - Dance Remix (available on VEOH) superfast and superfun!

3. I've always been partial to Elmers Glue. Used to guzzle the stuff in 3rd grade.

4. Monotype Corsive it's pretty but who the hell came up with the font name "HE_TERMINAL" - Tarzan?

5. How to create astonishing cleavage in three easy steps and two easy methods.

Anonymous said...

I believe the ending to #1 for jal is "... the entire city of Paris"

Anonymous said...

1. Celebrity Headline: Beyonce bitch slaps Jennifer Hudson at the back stage of the Oscars when she loses out to Jennifer, Eddie Murphy consoles both.
2. I agree with 'Starry Eyed Surprise'
3. Crayons, no. Paste yes.
4. Comic Sans
5. How to fool all of your High School friends, but not their girlfriends or wives, for 25 years of your life. LOL!

Anonymous said...

EPB, I did in fact LOL when I read your Comment #5.

Methinks a dance playlist based on above recommendations (minus KT's "goddam Raffi" tune) is in order... I've found my procrastination project for today.