(Prefatherhood Bags: Identical to Postfatherhood Bags)
Lots of fathers and fathers-to-be this year. LPD touched off a wee email war yesterday. Subject: "The Perfect Fathers' Day Gift for Bags." Inside: A photo of this Wally mobile. "Just think of the soothing, sweet dreams the new Baby Beaudin will have with his/her very own Wally the Green Monster mobile. The perfect Fathers Day gift, available exclusively at Target."
As many know, Bags harbors inexplicable ill will toward the furry green rally monster. For some reason, the only thing Wally rallies within Bags is the desire to hurl concessions at him.
That said, when you're out doing your Fathers Day shopping, here are a few gift ideas to avoid.
BAGS: See above.
WMD: A nice pair of Crocs. Preferably turquoise.
James: The J Geils Greatest Hits CD with bonus DVD and iron-on decal.
SAC: A lifesize poster of Beyonce. (on second thought...)