08 February 2007
There you go. The Pointy Universe noted in a random quizzilla earlier this month that we were way overdue for an untimely celebrity death. This one was too easy and almost expected. I think Anna Nicole has been on the roster of everyone's unofficial dead pool since the late 90s. Perez Hilton is jump-starting a conspiracy theory that Howard K. Stern, Anna's boyfriend, lawyer and faux father of her six-month-old daughter is behind the deaths of both Anna and her son Daniel last year. His motive: Getting his furry paws on the millions she inherited from that octogenarian billionaire. I'll jump on that bandwagon. It wouldn't be too difficult to make the public and police believe that these people (especially!) died of self-induced drug overdoses. Messy.