18 August 2006

Snakes on a Muthafuckin' Plane

The most anticipated bad movie to hit theatres in decades has spawned yet another catchphrase even though the film has been out less than one day. The newest phrase, in its Zen-like simplicity, complements the raw eloquence of Samuel L. Jackson's -- and the film's -- flagship line: "I've had it with these muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane!"

According to Urban Dictionary, "snakes on a plane" is the new "shit happens," the "c'est la vie," the "whaddaya gonna do" of the noughties.

So, the next time something goes awry, something over which you have no control -- do not fret. Just take a deep breath and say,"Snakes on plane, man. Snakes on a plane."


Soulfull said...


SB said...

Somehow this movie received 3 1/2 stars. They must've hired the snakes from Raiders of the Lost Ark to pull that off.

lpd said...

"Asps...very dangerous...YOU go first..."

wmd said...

my five second porn title for this one is "Snakes on Elaine" (hetero) or "Snake on Elaine" (hermaphrodite)